All proceeds to charity please bid generously...
Have you ever wanted.....
- To host your own puzzle party?
- To wander round puzzle parties without people sniggering behind your back (much)?
- To be a real, live "celebrity" puzzler
Me neither.....but now you can!
With the Nick Baxter lookey likey puzzle hosting mask kit.
Just add scissors and your own body to this , ready to go, high quality kit. One size fits all. Laser cut eye holes for that perfect laser stare. 50 cm of elastic to reach round even the biggest of puzzling brains. Wipe clean surfaces for when the excitement gets just too much.
Photos pilfered from and by Allard Walker...
This is a dutch auction starting at two pounds. Anonymous/private auction. Not sure why who wouldn't want to flaunt their Nickness publically. Free worldwide postage. 100% of proceeds will go to a charity of Nick's choice (assuming he is still speaking to me after this) Please bid generously and buy as many kits as you can - the current record for Baxter's in one place is thirteen set at MPP iXL, that's only a measly 1/3rd of a Baxter per puzzle party. Dare you bid for more and set a new world record?
On 15 Sep. 2019 22:28:12, the following description has been added:
OK so it turns out because I have listed this a private auction it's not possible to ask questions about the auction and seem them posted. All I can do is add to the description. So here goes....
Q/ Is this really for charity and if so which one.
A/ Yes definitely every penny will go to charity. Unfortunately I don't know which one as I decided to select one of Nick's choosing. I neglected to ask him before listing the auction as.... you know...... this seems more like a forgiveness after rather than permission before kind of thing.
Q/ How much assembly is actually required, and will there be any public liability concerns when using this item - asking for a friend.
A/Some cutting with scissors needed. Public Liability disclaimers. Don't run with the scissors. If you start to get a throbbing headache don't worry it's not because your brain is increasing to Baxteresque proportions the elastic is probably just too tight. "a friend"? Right. Buy this kit and you'll have more friends than you've ever dreamed of. But real friends, not those pesky wake up and they're gone friends.....
On 16 Sep. 2019 08:05:53, the following description has been added:
Q/ Can the winner elect to send the prize over to Nick? Asking for a friend.
A/ our "friend" could, but there's only one man on the planet who doesn't need to look more like Nick. I've run extensive survey and the results conclude that he has never had a "bad hair day" so would have no need of a mask of him looking his best at a moments notice. Always at his best apparently....
