BOX OF JUNK XVIII: The Department of Puzzle Efficiency (D.O.P.E)

BOX OF JUNK XVIII: THE MOST POLITICAL AUCTION YET

Box of Junk, LLC has always been on the cutting edge of junk-related commerce, and after our disastrous last auction, we’re taking it to the next logical step: politics.

That’s right. Papa-Daddy got into politics, and somehow, I got my own government department! Introducing the newly formed Department of Puzzle Efficiency (D.O.P.E.), dedicated to eliminating junk, fraud, and waste in the puzzle community. How does it work, you ask? We comb through the puzzle community and find all the puzzles we deem 'Junk' and eliminate them! But Junk has to go somewhere so we are including them in this auction and I keep the profits! 

Capitalism! Hooray!

This is the OFFICIAL Box of Junk XVIII, and it comes with:

Government-Issued Buyer’s Remorse – Your family won't be happy with your poor choices. 

An Indeterminate Number of Puzzles – Could be one. Could be fifteen. Could be just an IOU note for 1 puzzle. 

THE MOST STYLISH BOX WE’VE EVER MADE – As you know, we’ve officially pivoted to a Style Over Substance business model. We learned our lesson from bankruptcy: it’s what’s on the outside that counts.

That’s why, in this auction, you’ll get a gorgeous, sleek, ultra-boxy Box of Junk™, perfect for displaying as a status symbol. The contents? Who cares. The box will make people think you’re somebody—like owning a Cybertruck but even more useless and impractical.

Want JUST the box? We can ship you an empty one at full price. No discount. No regrets (except for all of them).

Buyer will pay DEARLY for shipping. No refunds. No returns. If your username contains the uncool vowels (you know which ones), we will block you!